case study: the bane of situational swearing
case subject: jacinta "jaja" yeo

analysist: chelsea 'guru of swearing' ting
environment of study: our house
aim: to prove that situational swearing has ill, painful side effects

the aim of this case study is to prove that situational swearing has its bad side effects and that we all should just swear as and when we like. situational swearing is defined (in ja's context) as swearing only when necessary and it depends on various situations. however, it has been verified by guru of swearing (aka chelsea) that situational swearing is BAD! it causes lapses in sanity, constant and incessant ramblings, numerous floppings as well as boils forming in nasal cavity region.

these symptoms can be attributed to the fact that situational swearing only supresses anger and feelings of malevolence. and in supressing these ill feelings, it has resulted in the subject's formation of a painful boil. *The medical term for it is furuncle, and it is usually very tender, round and filled with pus.* (for more info on boils... please refer to this website http://mdmd.essortment.com/whatareboils_rwlk.htm) in addition to restraining oneself from fully expressing anger, and due to stress, the karma collected (and in very concentrated form) would result in bizarre behaviour, boils, swollen body parts, among other things, affecting the body and mind in various ways. also, from observing the subject (jaja), the boil appears to impede atriculation as well as minimise brain activity.

hence, as a cure prescribed by the guru of swearing (aka chelsea), the subject (jaja) should not restraint herself from expressing whatever she feels inside. if she feels like swearing, censorship should not even be an issue. just as how diff people express how they feel in different ways, swearing is but just another way of expression (granted that some pple use them excessively and crudely). anger is a powerful emotion that when repressed, surfaces in other forms that can be detrimental to health. so to avoid bizarre behaviour and other aliments of the body, do not swear situationally. do not supress anger. when stressed, leipak one corner.